I was stuck in traffic the other day and some drama ensued on the other lane (Lagos is synonymous with drama, by the way) . A commercial 'danfo' bus driver ‘pecked/brushed’ a ‘nice looking’ car and you already know… Grammar started and of course, the traffic situation there got worse... As soon as it happened, the driver of the commercial ‘danfo’ bus, jumped down and flew to the boot to obtain a bottle of ‘brake fluid’. There’s a general belief around here that brake fluid can ‘erase’ any scratch on any car. So, the driver profusely dabbed 'Oya Dab' the brake fluid on the dented area and was mindlessly spitting some half-minded ‘oga sorry joor’ in between the dabbing ; the Car Owner continued speaking Grammar. I don't know how it ended, traffic eased up on my lane... When my Be n ze s arrive, I will buy a koboko elenu mefa and a ‘camo item’ in each of them, as they arrive. 'Koboko elenu mefa' means ‘horse-whip with six tongues/finger...
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