'Hello, good evening' 'What the hell is good about the evening you evil prostitute...' 'Ah! I beg your pardon? Who is this and what are you on about?' (I can be so civil...lol) 'Don't pretend like you don't know what you've done, Ashewo oshi . Leave my husband alone!!!' she went on and on and ... hehe 'Ah Egbami !!!' (lol, I switched to Yoruba ni straight *rotfl*) 'Madam, I don't know you. I have no idea what husband you are referring to either' If for nothing but spite, I wanted to add 'besides, the kind of men I do don't marry women like you'... but my Momma taught me better than that. 'SHUT UP! Hypocrite, so you are pretending abi? Just stay away from my husband; he has a wife and kids. Stop calling at odd times. HE IS MARRIED! Idiot' *dial tone* OMG! my first reaction was intense laughter, e dey do me like dream. I couldn't believe that I had just
Live. Love. Learn. and by all means, Laugh.